I come home.
You have 2 friends over.
You are using my shot glasses, my martini glasses and my magic bullet (as usual).
I am completely ignored until one of your friends offers me a drink (if I find out you were using my alchohol I will have a shit fit.)
I am sitting in the living room with you and you put on my (well my sister's boyfriend's, but for now it is mine) guitar hero (which you based your whole night around [well you are constantly on it, I haven't played it since January] and ALL THE SONGS ARE GONE. If I found out you or your brother erased my sister's boyfriend's memory card I will fucking laugh while he murders you, then I will dig you up and murder you again.
So fine you start playing, ignoring the fact that I am in the room (except your friend eating my crackers) and the fact that it is my game.
When I assume it will be my turn, the guitar is passed to the front of the line. Happens 4 times.
When your other friend comments on how good you are you start talking about me like I am not in the room boasting about how I am the best ever at the game. The guitar passes me again...
I go into my room and shut the door.
And sulk.
Cos that's what I do.
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2 comments:
that is absolute pure dirt.
noooooobs
completely unacceptable
I have a song for them
Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs
Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
I'm going to give you some spanks
Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play
Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right
(nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're somebody's mom trying to play the games
I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think)
I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game
[Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la
I pwn you la la la la la la la la la]
Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know,
That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh,
You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore,
But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do
[I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la
like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la]
I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that?
You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now
I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play
I pwn all.
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